Ever since I was little I have watched Saturday Night Live to the point where sunday afternoons in teh summer were spent watching the previous night's show at dinner with my family.  AND for years, it has been my dream to go watch SNL (for lack of better word) live.  I mean I have watched this show when it sucked, when it was mediocre, when it had Fallon, when it sucked so more, and now am basking in its current glory... BUT I have never got to go..

And then this conversation happened....

12:26 PM Greg: ew're going to see SNL tonight

 me: u are?

  FUCK YOU

 Greg: yeah gfoign to sit in the writer's room

 me: seriously

 Greg: suck my dick now

 me: i really hate u

  u dont even like that show

  neither of u do

12:27 PM Greg: i like it more than i don't

 me: I have been committed since day one

  this is bull shit

  THE ONLY PERSON THAT DESERVES TO GO IS ME

  GOD DAMN YOU

 Greg: carl fengler is going

  rap your brain around THTT

 me: SERIOSULY

  i am sick

  i am canceling watching the game

  go have fun

 Greg: haha

 me: watch the game with Fang

12:28 PM Fuck you

  FUCK YOU

  FUCK

  YOU

 Greg: i invited him to your place

  that's cool right?

12:29 PM me: no

  why wasnt i invited

  when did bobby graduate

12:30 PM this is crap

  total crap

12:31 PM Greg: you are taking it well...

 me: its hrose shit

  thats all

  i am being honest

  u want me to lie about it

  ?

 Greg: didn't reqlize you'd be so jealous

12:32 PM me: how could u not

  ?

 Greg: you can take my spot

 me: ha

  no

  just let me stew

12:33 PM Greg: my balls are stew

 me: ya

  its ok

  seth rogen

  next week is Efron

  then Timberlake

  then Ferrell

12:34 PM u would have known that if u listened to the Bill HAder podcast that I listened to

  cause thats what real fans do

  oh wait right u just "get" to go to SNL

 Greg: truth

 me: look at me

  I watch the show every once and awhile

12:35 PM DID YOU SUFFER AND BLEED WITH THEM

  DID YOU!

And so once again, I am not going but my buddy Greg who is a casual fan at best is now going.... So to reiterate... FUCK YOU GREG!