Sunday, September 14, 2008

Unleash the Beast

Life is not fair... and even though, we may think that tragedy will never touch us personally, inevitably,  it will.  

For me, tragedy and the unfairness of life struck me on July 22, 2008 when the love of my life passed away after a heroic battle with cancer.  Long ago, I wrote about a friend being sick and that I could not wait till that friend kicked the bug and won...  At the time, I did not want to make to specific since I knew the the people that needed to know, knew and the randoms who stumble on this site, did not need to...  Sadly, unfairly, and tragically, we lost that battle.  A person who loved me unconditionally (which if you read this mother fucker seems to be near impossible) and who I just wanted to hold at the end of each day is now gone...

SMK-- you are my heart, my soul, my existence and I will make you proud.. 

and I am left to to figure out what happens next... 

And so here is what happens next... this space... this time... these words become my attack on the world.. life and everything that I endure on a daily basis... the struggle all of us face is to live life as best we can.. because I refuse to forget her and not live my life as best as I can... 

So consider this notice as once again, I begin again...


Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Little Six Never Hurt No One

Except me. Not going to lie causeI kinda feel like I just got run over by a car. I went for six today to kick off the NY Marathon training to the track in Central Park, which is located up on the West Side in the Park. Anyway, on the map I used to find it, there was a notation "the hill" or "the big hill" but really it should have been labeled, "your run is over motha fucka hill" because once I got up it, I was lead legged for the remainder of the run. Lots of weezing soon ensued...

So as I sit here with a couple of ice bags on my knees and shins, I would say that the training has officially started with a swift kick in the ass and a reminder that this is going to be a long hellish road.

Got to just keep fighting...

Monday, June 30, 2008

Minivan Factory

I understand that this story is sad because people are losing their jobs and that can make things unbelievably tough... BUT.. maybe Chrysler has to cut all these jobs because they still had a factory dedicated to minivans... Now, I remember a time back in the 80's and possibly early 90's went my parents used to roll up in a powder blue Voyager... but that's over a decade ago... Look out the fucken window..

From Yahoo:

Chrysler to close 1 plant, cut production at 2nd

By TOM KRISHER, AP Auto WriterMon Jun 30, 7:30 PM ET

The worsening U.S. auto sales slump hit Chrysler LLC again Monday as it announced plans to close one St. Louis-area factory and cut a shift from another because of declining demand for minivans and pickups.
Officials with the Auburn Hills-based automaker said in a conference call that it will shutter the St. Louis South plant, which makes minivans, effective Oct. 31. The St. Louis North plant, which makes full-size pickups, will be cut from two shifts to one effective Sept. 2.
The minivan plant's closure will cut 1,500 jobs, and it wasn't clear if the company would ever recall the 900 workers who will be laid off at the pickup truck plant. Both factories are in Fenton, a St. Louis suburb.
Chrysler President and Vice Chairman Tom LaSorda said the company has no plans to reopen the minivan plant. He said there's only enough minivan demand for three shifts, which the company already has running at its factory in Windsor, Ontario.
"We have too much capacity," he said, adding that the company had to reduce its factory capacity to remove fixed costs. "Those are the tough decisions we have to make, but that's the decision we did make."
LaSorda also denied rumors that Chrysler's owner, Cerberus Capital Management LP, planned to sell the company in pieces.
"Hogwash, absolutely not being considered at all," he said. "Absolutely no relevance. I don't even want to entertain those questions."
He would not say if workers at the pickup truck plant could be recalled, adding that the company never announces whether a shift cut is permanent "because that is something we cannot foresee."
The company will hold meetings with affected workers to review severance programs, LaSorda said.
LaSorda blamed the moves on a slowing economy, high gasoline prices and a shift in consumer demand from larger vehicles to smaller, more fuel-efficient ones.
He said the private company is meeting or exceeding its financial targets but "this environment is forcing us to make some very difficult decisions."
Vice Chairman and President Jim Press said despite the cuts, Chrysler remains bullish on the minivan and pickups. He said there's a market for people who need pickups for work, and that minivans are fuel-efficient alternatives to big sport utility vehicles.
"We have to better align the volume with our inventories," he said.
He would not rule out further cuts in pickup production, depending on market demand.
"We're assessing this as the industry continues to move," he said, adding that he's hopeful the new 2009 Ram pickup will sell well. "The thing that keeps these places running is what happens at retail and what happens in the marketplace. Things are shifting, but people still need trucks."
Also Monday, Press said June sales continued the downward trend from May, with a continued shift from trucks to cars. Automakers announce June sales on Tuesday. He also said Chrysler is making progress in shrinking its model lineup, but he would not say when that would be complete.
Monday's announcement comes after Chrysler lengthened summer shutdowns at several plants.
The company said in a memo sent to workers Wednesday that it would close the Toledo North Assembly Plant in Ohio for seven weeks from July 7 through the week of Aug. 18 due to sagging sales. The plant makes the Jeep Liberty and Dodge Nitro midsize SUVs.
The Newark, Del., Assembly Plant, which makes the Dodge Durango and Chrysler Aspen SUVs, was closed starting Monday for five weeks, with workers scheduled to return Aug. 4, and the Warren, Mich., truck plant, which makes the Dodge Ram pickup, will shut down for five weeks this summer, according to union officials.
Most auto factories are idled for only one or two weeks during the summer as the company shifts from one model year to the next.
Chrysler's U.S. sales were down 25 percent in May, a month in which the whole market dropped 11 percent when compared with May 2007. Through the first five months of the year, Chrysler's sales were off 19 percent, with huge drops in larger vehicles that make up most of its lineup.
Ram pickup sales were down almost 27 percent when compared with the first five months of 2007. Sales of the Dodge Caravan minivan were down almost 35 percent through May, while sales were off just over 13 percent for the Chrysler Town & Country minivan.
LaSorda said the company is still meeting or exceeding all of its internal financial goals, and that it had cut production last year in anticipation of a U.S. market slowdown.
"It's important that we act now to better align ourselves with the current market reality," he said.
General Motors Corp. and Ford Motor Co. already have announced cuts due to the latest market downturn. Chrysler announced cuts in November, but analysts have said the company needs to do more.
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So it begins again

No not my latest excuse for why I have not been writing... (See traveling back and forth to Cleveland, long nights at the office, and general laziness)

But actually the start of another marathon training session. I got into the New York City Marathon, which behind Boston is the only marathon I ever really wanted to run. So here I go again, back to an 18 week plan with the hopes of not damaging or injuring further my right knee... so far I have started a slow build and think i am all set to do the first run tomorrow.

We will see... as usual I will probably commit to the marathon like this blog...

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Properly serviced...

On my flight to Cleveland this morning, the flight attendant while preparing us for our initial descent into the local Cleveland area, got on the mic to thank us all for flying Continental Airlines and added that it was her pleasure "servicing us" this morning.

Unfortunately, this was the 630 AM flight from New York City to Cleveland so most of the rest of the passengers were sleeping and it appears that I was the only one that caught this slip. Or maybe I just missed out on something because I certainly was not serviced this morning... which is probably a good thing since my girlfriend and her mother were sitting next to me on the flight.

The whole situation would have just been really uncomfortable... but for those of you flying keep your eye out for the Continental Airlines flight crew out of Houston....because they may or may not service you...

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Two times a day

Well it's now twice during this glorious day... I went for a quick 4.5 after work while ingesting 1200 mg of ibuprofen to take care of my apparent knee injury. Not the best or medically approved course of treatment but i think that if i keep this extreme course of treatment to once a week, I may actually be able to run this marathon. (Current, ache is a right knee pain that is apparently runners knee.) So thats what's new in the running world..

In other news, I commented on a new mother's blog tonight i.e. the blogshe created to track her kid's life...which in a weird adult way seems like a perfect way to do this.... yeah I usually have a fucked up comment here about how everyone who has kids sucks or why not go buy a journal... but the dad in me says that kids and people who have them don't suck and everytime i buy a journal i end up blogging so good for her...

and on that note... its 205 and i am hitting the pillow.

Friday, February 08, 2008

If a Person Blogs In the Forrest....

Does anyone notice? Not really sure why I came back here today, but I figured I would just drop a line to say hello. I want to believe that my absence is due to the long hangover that I suffered after the Sox won the World Series and that just like a baseball team, this blog takes from the beginning of November to February off.. anyway, i figured this was a good time to chime in since I have just started to train for my next marathon may 4th in NJ and so there may be stuff to write about. Only time and my insatiable need to blog while drinking, will make that come true...

Unfortunately for now, I must go back to the law and my real job as my boss' show pony... I just wish he wore a saddle when he rode me... chaps with an ass... and no spurs.... is that too much to ask...

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

RUMOR HAS IT

An emergency meeting of the Brotherhood of the Tallboy is being convened this evening in order to ensure that the Red Sox win tonight. The Brotherhood of the Tallboy was allegedly created in 2004 during the Red Sox run through the ALCS and then through the World Series.
Some would say that it was this Brotherhood alone that snapped the 86 years without a World Series title although that link has never been directly proven. While many of the Brotherhood's traditions and rituals are secretive, it is known that in order to be part of the Brotherhood of the Tallboy, a member must be sitting on a certain couch located at 398 Graham Avenue, Brooklyn, NY, eating sushi from a local bodega, and drinking Budweiser Tallboys.

While it is impossible to confirm, it appears that this is the first meeting of the Brotherhood since the spring of 2007 when purported member, Andrew Prior, was overheard pronouncing the season was over after an inning against the Orioles that featured JD Drew, Julio Lugo, and Coco Crisp, striking out in quick succession.

The Brotherhood's powers are strong ,and a force to be reckoned with.

Be afraid Indians fans… being very afraid.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Joba's a fraud...

Straight from his own mouth, we learn that Joba Chamberlain, Yankees new wonder anus, stole his nickname from his cousin... Yeah that's right, his real name is Justin... And here is his explanation on how he got the nickname:

"Going back to the reservation when I was four, my cousin couldn't say my other cousin's name-- it was Joshua-- and she couldn't say it. It sounded like Joba (when she said it) and it stuck ever since."

Wait so let me get this straight, your cousin could not pronounce her own brother's name and thus she called HIM Joba... and yet now, they call you JOBA???? WAAAAAAAAA.....

Excuse me I have to go and map this one out....

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Another Day in the Life of Isiah

In addition to tainting the legendary Knicks organization through his never ending spending, his questionable player moves, and his general lack of basketball management skills, Isiah Thomas was found liable today of sexual harassment. For those of you who have not followed this trial, Bill Simmons provides a pretty good recap here… And for those of you who want to know what level of intelligence, we are dealing with, with Isiah, I think the following quote pretty much sums it up, "I'm innocent, very innocent, and I did not do the things she has accused me in this courtroom of doing," Thomas said. "I'm extremely disappointed that the jury did not see the facts in this case. I will appeal this, and I remain confident in the man that I am and what I stand for and the family that I have." Hey Isiah, you’re innocent or you’re not… the use of “very” in this context is meaningless. It’s a black and white issue… And not a black versus white issue, like you tried to create in your deposition when you claimed it was appropriate for a black man to call a black woman a bitch but not appropriate for a white man to call a black woman a bitch… The difference here since you apparently need to have this sounded out for you is that my use of the phrase "black and white issue" in this context makes sense, whereas your little creation is rooted in racism, and is indicative of why the jury just found your ass liable.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Friday, September 21, 2007

Just as an update

I am currently listening to Senor Confidence singing a song that I hope he has entitled GO FUCK MYSELF, I HAVE A MUSTACHE and a dude, who just ordered a Caesar's salad cause he had two pizzas at lunch and who just informed his co-worker or lady or bitch on the side that the boat named after his mother was part of a whole fleet of boats that his family owned and named after each other.

BLOW ME!!

Confidence

So here I sit at an LGA bar (that's La Guardia and not the Lesbian, Gay Association from your college (Note: NO ONE FROM COLLEGE READS THIS)) on the way to Cleveland drinking a nice Sam Adam's Octoberfest (Rocktober fest if I am feeling feisty and queer)... Anyway, figured this was the appropriate forum to note Mr. Confidence who just sat down two bar stools from me.. Now Mr. Confidence is currently rocking a golf shirt, the glasses on the face, sunglasses on the head, and mustache presentation... As if to further endorse his current outward persona, he walked up to the bar whistling the theme to what might have been the Andy Griffith show, but probably was just his mashup/remix version of it... and then ordered some buffalo wings and an Amstel Light... I may ask him to marry me very soon...

Cheers till we write again.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Silence broken

Sometimes you need to go away for a little while and focus on other stuff before you can come back with vengeance. So I spent the summer on a sabbatical focusing on my job and my life. But now, as summer has ended, and the cool breeze of Fall is in the air, I find myself back and ready to go.

And as a bonus to my summer of focus, I was able to shed a mean 15 lbs of my fatness and get myself into some kind of shape to be able to do some of that running that is contained in this blog’s name.

So let’s begin again my friends… The Running Anger has returned!!!

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Home is where my bed is

Yeah, we are home.. tired and beaten from 14 hour driving day that featured an hour long deadstop, car turned off traffic jam somewhere in Pennsylvania, we pulled into town around 11:15 PM. Great weekend as fun times were had by all. As for now, I am off to bed.. More with the daily journal posting and some final thoughts on the trip overall in the next couple of days...





Before that, here is one final picture of the park in downtown Greenville.





(Yeah it's pretty fancy.)


Costner

Day 2 in Greenville turned into the greatest night ever. Not only did we spend the day eating wings and drinking beers at Wild Wings, got to see the Drive win again, and AND IT'S A BIG AND got to see Kevin Costner and his band play. Even better, he dropped the F-bomb as soon as we got there, which if you ever come down South you will realize is kind of a big deal since no one seems to swear or curse or cuss or whatever it's fucken called. The Cos, as we started to refer to him as when we found out he was playing tonight also concluded his set by saying "Good Night" and then telling us all that he would "see us at the movies." Really Kev? Cause from what I recall your movies suck the life out of me along with my will to live. And just so you can all suffer along with me, here is the Cos and his band...




Saturday, May 19, 2007

Greenville Drive WIN!!!

Even though the Big League Squad was rained out last night, the Sox still managed to gain a half game in the standings to now lead the Yankees by ten games. And while there was no baseball in Boston, the Greenville Drive put on an offensive barrage last night at West End Field winning with a final score of 12-5 or atleast that is what I remember the score to be. A good time was had by all as the Diz, Bob Jingle, and I consumed many beers and ballpark food in addition to getting to see victory by the hometown team. All of which was capped off with a little fireworks display to thank the fans..




The homage to the Green Monster at Fenway Park at the Greenville Drive's West End Field.


Not sure if they call this the Pesky Pole, but they should... nobody messes with Johny Pesky!!!

And finally , Gabe Kapler, the Hebrew Hammer and Drive Manager, exchanged his lineup card for that evening's game. Along with the lineup card, Kaler also gave his opposing manager some tips on body building and where to purchase the finest steroids in the local Greenville area.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Open Roads and Firework Heaven

Well, we have successfully rolled into town around 3:51 this afternoon. I am happy to report that the weather is beautiful, and it appears that we have dodged all the crappy weather in the Northeast currently. Not much to report as most of the actual events from the road will be covered in the official Roadtrip Diary that I will post when we get back to old sweet Brooklyn, but on our way to Greenville, we did find a very interesting fireworks facility. (Note: I think that "facility" is the only word that best encapsulate the size of that place.)

And as you can see, the Shelton Discount Fireworks Store is apparently, the "World's Largest Fireworks Store" where apparently you can buy any type of firework your little heart desires.




I mean seriously there are just aisles and aisles of short range explosives in this place..



With stacks and stacks of fireworks creeping up the walls along with bins and bins filled with ground fireworks like these fake grenades...

And finally for the younger crowd, this cute little Pink Elephant explosive... nothing says amazing display of fire and colors like a cute little pink elephant... And what a better way to start the kids down the road to future firework domination than with an appealing cartoon character.

Anyway, I guess even though alot of Americans especially in this neck of the woods are constantly touting the need to be vigilant against terrorism, we still find it just fine to house tons and tons of explosives that if combined might possibly create an even bigger explosive... I mean I understand the need to support the personal right to have firearms (i guess this what this firework obsession is derived from) but even this is a little excessive and just seems to provide too easy of access to potentially the wrong people i.e. drunken white males fresh off a day of moonshine and hillbilly heroine...

On that note... off to see the Greenville Drive.. GO SINGLE A BASEBALL!!!

One Stage Down

So thankfully, we pulled into Harrisonburg Virginia last night around 1:30 AM. As such, we are at the halfway to our destination as I sit here on the cardboard thin bed at the Super 8. Most of our travel has been smooth as it appears that we were able to avoid most of the traffic that we hit last year heading to Virginia Beach by heading further west on I-78 West to I-81 South. Unfortunately, we still have six hundred miles further south to drive. Fortunately, I don't drive so I can just sit in the back of Tina (the name of Volvo 2.0) and just take in the sights and sounds that are the dirty South. I wish I had more funny stuff to put down here but since I am mildly fighting off some crazy dehydration headache, I am going to leave you only with the bell that we rang after having excellent service at an Arby's in Pennsylvania. Of course, there was no service in the world that could save us when a half an hour after eating Arby's we all were wondering why the next rest area was sixty miles away. DING DONG!!!


More from Greenville, SC later today...



Thursday, May 17, 2007

A Preamble to the Greatest Roadtrip of All Time

A long time ago, one of my friends was quoted as saying that he wanted to "start a movement." Of course, the flaw in that statement and underlying logic is that for the most part movements are not started instead they kind of just happen without people ever noticing that they are actually occurring until years later when historians label that thing that happened, "a movement." My point here is that I have essentially done the same thing by labeling the roadtrip that myself, Bob Jingle, Dirty Diz, ET, and the Faithful SteedVersion 2.0 are about to depart on as "The Greatest Roadtrip of All Time." (Last year's description of the cast of characters can be found here.) Most likely, this roadtrip won't be "The Greatest Roadtrip of All Time" and will be similar to most roadtrips that I have ever been with a grade around a solid B+. But maybe someday, historians will read the adventures that I write about here on this little page and one day determine that in fact our little sojourn to the land of Greenville, South Carolina was actually "The Greatest Roadtrip of All Time."

Until that time, the show starts at 6 PM this evening from 398 Graham Avenue... I will talk to you from the road...