No he is not dead... but after two nights of virtually uninterrupted sleep, I think that the ultrasonic device that I bought has forced Brooklyn Lou to find other places to call home. (hopefully in my roommate's room.)
And it has been virtually uninterrupted as two nights ago, I got to hear a lovely drunk couple fight right out in front of my house at 4 AM... The conversation went something like this:
Drunken Girl: I am sorry, I cannot go fast I am really hurt from hitting my head on the pavement. I think i am really hurt.
Drunk Guy: What do you want me to do about it...
Dramatic Pause followed by the sound of Drunk Guy kicking the shit out of my plastic garbage can... (Not sure what the garbage can had to do with his dumb ass girlfriend falling and smacking her head, but I am thinking about filling the sucker with bricks in order to break the foot of the next mother fucker that kicks it.)
And then, silence, which leads me to believe that this drunk couple was then abducted by aliens and now reside on the planet, Zoon or possibly they just continued walking home...
Point of that matter is that Lou appears to be gone... I will be sure to let you know if he makes a comeback this weekend.
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I had one of those experiences. When I lived on Lorimer, we heard a couple really screaming at each other in the middle of the road. The guy was just laying into her, calling the woman and dumb cunt and shit. I think there were blows exchanged.
When we looked out the window, we realized we knew them. The girl went to Uconn and they were getting married within the year. Here's to the happy couple!
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