WTF

Kevin Federline

Shocks Fans Over New Size

My question here is not that he got fat cause clearly he somehow pulled two of his remaining three brain cells together to conceive the plan to marry Britney Spears, get her pregnant, and then divorce her in order to ensure that he had money to eat for the rest of his life. No that is not the question.. Instead the question is.. WHO ARE HIS FANS? I mean seriously, does he have a career? I mean what does he do? I know he tried to rap but I kind of figured that was a single album and then him and Vanilla Ice retired to Provincetown together. But hey apparently he has fans or atleast some cult that follows him around... and now they are shocked that the former dancer turned Mr. Spears turned pseudo failed rapper now spends his days munching on twinkies, wearing XXXL shirts, and playing golf... But hey we all have to have our causes.,..

So for shame Mr. Federline... you fat bastard.. for shame!

Twitter

Here is how i roll.. (insert the name Dumb Ass in front of each so as to read Dumb Ass says....)

1. will now retire from running... http://bit.ly/iy5DO4:58 PM Jun 30th from web
2. is done with this week.4:00 PM Jun 30th from web
3. damn damn damn4:29 PM Jun 28th from web
4. 2-1.. time to dig in.3:41 PM Jun 28th from web
5. LANDON DONOVAN FINALLY SHOWS UP IN AN INTERNATIONAL SOCCER MATCH!3:01 PM Jun 28th from web
6. grind him!2:52 PM Jun 28th from web
7. DEMPSEY DEFLECTS FOR A GOAL!!!2:44 PM Jun 28th from web
8. flush Kaka!2:13 PM Jun 28th from web
9. wonders if the second round of the nba draft should just be resolved by cage match style elimination2:46 PM Jun 26th from web
10. Don't Stop Til You Get Enough11:08 PM Jun 25th from web
11. this description of Hasheem Thabeet is dead on "the projected number two pick has about as much offense as Screech Powers on a first date."10:38 AM Jun 25th from web
12. Five Game Lead.11:52 AM Jun 24th from web
13. Midtown Rocks! http://bit.ly/du32o12:26 PM Jun 20th from web
14. likes his chances.. http://bit.ly/2bLojK11:47 PM Jun 18th from web
15. thinks the U.S. Open will be finished sometime next week.11:57 AM Jun 18th from web
16. just found out a new Jennifer Aniston Movie is being filmed outside his apartment tonight... where is my Angelina Jolie poster?9:46 PM Jun 17th from web
17. bite me Joe Buck: http://bit.ly/16HYG91:55 PM Jun 16th from web
18. became a fan of whipe out today. judge away!8:10 PM Jun 14th from web
19. is glad the sox got to use the broom... bring on the phillies...3:28 PM Jun 12th from web
20. has three days until the Brooklyn Half... and thinks that Stan Van Gundy is taking Mike Brown to coaching school.... (two topics one post)12:45 PM May 27th from web
21. porkchops or seagulls?4:50 PM May 1st from web
22. expects more out of Jon Lester10:47 AM Apr 9th from web
23. You are disgusting11:54 AM Mar 28th, 2007 from web

Is Bringing It Back To The Old School

Cause I am an old fool that's so cool?

On a night where I find myself remembering the last year and wondering how it could possibly been a year since she passed, I have spent the night having a few beers and looking at ye old blog, which apparently started in 2005 probably during my sullen dark period or some esoteric shit that I used as an excuse to start a blog. Back then, I clearly thought that I had a lot to say as my pieces (of shit) tended to roll on for a page or two where I eventually made my point or I never really did. And I definitely did a lot more self analysis about where I wanted to go or where I was and how I could get out of there. The posts back then took several themes... excessive drinking.... running.... excessive drinking after running.. and how I hated my job... And no matter what the topic man they rambled!

And today, I would love to say that my writing has improved or I write things that more people read but in reality, my posts have turned into short and brazen critiques on people's facebook status updates or just quick hits about what actually goes on in here. Which I believe is a product of my and the rest of societies fixation on things like Twitter, gchat, and Facebook updates to keep our newly rekindled friendships abreast of our daily pissings...

But the fact of the matter is that I am still here and so is this site... and I guess on a night that will lead to day of reflection, I am glad that I took the time to keep writing over these past four years.... And sure that's a giant pat on the back, but nobody reads this thing anyway.

Still running with anger.

Rain Delay.

Today's Three Reasons Why I Love NYC

On my commute today, I witnessed the following:

1. A hot girl with armpit hair on the L train.

2. Two police horses in a police carrying thing with the back end open so you could see how much the horses shit. Answer: ALOT

3. A guy trying to stuff an English Bulldog into a duffel bag in order to take it on the subway.

Thank you NYC!

How do I say this lightly!

I hope this person dies....

Madame X: thats right baby...cowboy up!!

Person X completed the quiz "Which position are you?" with the result Cowgirl.

that's right.

You know, I know what this person looks like.... i now have a pretty clear picture of what she looks like during sex and I am also now sterile. There is too much information and then there is the kind of information that I should be able to sue this person over... I just wish i was a lawyer.

And as a final thought, you know there are times in my life where I wonder if Facebook has reached its limit in inducing daily sheer stupidity.

Thankfully, I am proven wrong on the daily.