1. A hot girl with armpit hair on the L train.
2. Two police horses in a police carrying thing with the back end open so you could see how much the horses shit. Answer: ALOT
3. A guy trying to stuff an English Bulldog into a duffel bag in order to take it on the subway.
Thank you NYC!
Thank you NYC!
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Three reasons why I love NYC:
1. Dirty water dogs 24-hours a day.
2. A police officer approached a homeless individual who jumped the turn-style to get on the subway to which the homeless man replied "You wanna take me to jail? Give me a roof and food?... 'Cuff me, muthafucka."
3. It's better than where you live...
Three reason why I have a problem with NYC
1. Police officers still ride horses like it's necessary. "You're worse than the cops on bikes in South Beach. Grow up Peter Pan. You want to ride horse, then join the circus, or get shorter and be a jockey."
2. The hot girl with armpit hair was probably a hipster. Hipsters are fucking idiots.
3. The whole island is a nice grid system of ascending streets and avenues until you get below Bleeker at which point the city says "Fuck You" and decides to start messing with your head.
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