Wednesday, August 12, 2009

My Month Of July Through The Eyes Of My Twitter Pants

  1. Here is the month of july from last to first...as always in order to read this appropriately, please insert Dingle Jones in front of each of these:

    down to the baltimore to pay my respects to omar....
  2. always wanted a guy named Victor on the Sox.
  3. it's the Imaginary Invalid and it's funny... what more do u need:http://bit.ly/175lkZ
  4. the debut.....http://bit.ly/4bhhEH
  5. firm outing tomorrow... kill me.
  6. Golf, Play, Yanks Game, Dram Shop, NYC Tri...I live my life.
  7. Is pleading with ESPN to make Brett Favre go away.
  8. to help the fight: http://bit.ly/XUB9S
  9. just found an old piece of bacon on his desk and ate it.
  10. says hey Rick just serve him the fucken breakfast!
  11. good morning funny pants John Daly.
  12. love seeing jerry jones and the word wax in the same sentence ...http://bit.ly/rFt3X
  13. @sportsguy33 The Hold Steady's version of Atlantic City is a personal attack against Springsteen and his career. Terrible.
  14. it's like if braveheart is on, my tired is a good tired.
  15. hey Joe Buck nice to see you "think the national league is catching up".. stop using McCarver's brain!
  16. to the person who has been outside my office all day with the megaphone... PLEASE TAKE YOUR MEGAPHONE AND SHOVE IT!
  17. East Lyme CT and adult book stores... match made in heaven:http://bit.ly/1LoN5
  18. did not dunk on LeBron but his friend did block Vin Baker once.
  19. is glad to see Nomar back and hates Julio Lugo.
  20. glad to see Nomah back.

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