Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Today's Winner is....

Madame X: Daughter Y would be 3 for 3, but she made it all the way to the bathroom but just couldnt get her clothes off in time and pee pee'd on the floor in front of the potty!!! she gets an A+ for effort!!!


From Today's Facebook status update world of the absurd, we get this little number, which takes us through the daily pissings of the young daughter, who for the last week or so has been fighting an ongoing battle of making it to the toilet in time. Today, like many of us, she apparently had brought her daily record to 2-2 until this little disaster happened. (and yes as adults, we must admit that there are nights where we wake up panicking and realizing that we only have a matter of seconds to make it to the bathroom before we too piss our pants.)

Anyway, even though, I am now keeping a weekly scorecard to in order to calculate Daughter Y's weekly average (she currently hitting around .667 for the week), I just hope that this does not move onto bigger and shall we say more "solid" coverage in the weeks to come.

And as always, I hope this ends up somewhere down the road in Daughter Y's baby book so she can be regailed with her loving mother's daily updates of her successes and failures in the great pee pants wars of 2009.



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