An emergency meeting of the Brotherhood of the Tallboy is being convened this evening in order to ensure that the Red Sox win tonight. The Brotherhood of the Tallboy was allegedly created in 2004 during the Red Sox run through the ALCS and then through the World Series.
Some would say that it was this Brotherhood alone that snapped the 86 years without a World Series title although that link has never been directly proven. While many of the Brotherhood's traditions and rituals are secretive, it is known that in order to be part of the Brotherhood of the Tallboy, a member must be sitting on a certain couch located at 398 Graham Avenue, Brooklyn, NY, eating sushi from a local bodega, and drinking Budweiser Tallboys.
While it is impossible to confirm, it appears that this is the first meeting of the Brotherhood since the spring of 2007 when purported member, Andrew Prior, was overheard pronouncing the season was over after an inning against the Orioles that featured JD Drew, Julio Lugo, and Coco Crisp, striking out in quick succession.
The Brotherhood's powers are strong ,and a force to be reckoned with.
Be afraid Indians fans… being very afraid.
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