Friday, August 12, 2005

A man, a plan, and a mechanical bull

Well here it is a little later than yesterday and a little bit more of my soul depleted. I had an interesting go of it last night with the gambling. Basically, I went up big and then lost what I had gone up on. The House never loses, remember that...

As for the rest of my evening... here is the rundown.

1. Cigar bar-- Caesar's is a fucken monster of a casino and in said casino, there is a cigar bar. Last night my buddies and I hit it up and managed to meet a couple of "connected" individuals who are casino hosts at big money casinos in Vegas. (names will not be mentioned since I want to live) Needless to say, if half of what they said was true, these individuals live some of the craziest lives I have heard about replete with lap dances from Paris Hilton and the tossing of Cuban Gooding, Jr. from their establishments... Oh and the cigars were good along with a drink called Hemingway's Epitaph containing rum, something, something, and drunk...

2. The New Frontier-- probably one of the shittiest and oldest casinos on the Strip, but they have a mechanical bull in their country bar. Needless to say, we hit up the bull and the bar last night and had an incredible time. I did not ride due to a recent hamstring injury but watching some of the talent made the night most enjoyable... although at times, the songs reminded me of her. But I managed to avoid a breakdown... hopefully, I can keep that trend up but I am not making any promises...

Finally, in Vegas, everyone is selling something. A perfect example is our cab driver last night that not only offered us a trip to a gentleman's club but also Asian whores... I am not sure why we looked like we needed Asian whores but the Asian Prince (our cabbie) figured we needed a solid...

Sorry this post is a little dull and slow but I am hitting a rut and a bit tired... I will make best efforts to rebound tomorrow.

Back your bets and always cover the come line.... (that's craps people)

2 comments:

Andrew said...

Boring? Hardly. Especially the part about the cabbie pimp and shady cigar bar. Keep the stories coming all over the craps table.

Ian Savage said...

NO WHORES!

Cigar bar story in more detail upon your return = definite