Remember Me From High School

Ok seriously, I love writing entries, and I love the fact that people comment, but I cannot stand the fact that blogspot has been infiltrated by spammers. Mainly because I love reading the comments but hate when the comments are simply spammers. If anyone knows a way to prevent this please let me know or else I am going to have to look for a new host to satisfy my writing needs...

TO THE SPAMMERS, I don't care about your diet pills, easy loans, erection pills or even the fact that you have the best porn on the internet (mainly because I already know where that is)... So if you actually read the entry before you spam, which I highly doubt unless you are the dumbest spam company on the earth, PLEASE STOP!!!

On a lighter note, this reminds me of a fun game that my old roommate from college and I used to play when we were in college and then beyond... Basically, there used to be and still is a group of spam e-mails that are sent out with the subject heading listed above. These e-mails seem like they may be from an old friend trying to reconnect with their long lost buddy from high school, but in reality, when opened usually contain the following:

SEE HOT NAKED SLUTS... WHO INGEST TONS OF MAN SAUCE...

VISIT OUR SITE FOR THE HOTTEST BARELY LEGAL BABIES ON THE INTERNET!!!!

And thus there is no long lost friend... just another website with the hottest 37 year old women with pigtails and fake boobs...

Point being, my roommate and I used to forward these e-mails to each other whenever we would get them... We would alter the subjects slightly to get the other person to open the e-mail, just to watch their reaction to receiving another porn e-mail... and soon thereafter, hilarity would ensue...

So when you get a chance embrace this game of porn and deception... and who knows maybe you will actually find someone from your high school... who now works in the industry... which is really the gift that keeps on giving... or atleast a real reason to really reconnect with all of your old high school friends in order to dish about so and so, who now receives cleveland steamers for a living...